10) Big cam so your car sounds cool.

9) Loud exhaust so your car sounds fast.

8) Lots of stickers so your car looks fast.

7) Rev your engine real loud before you start to show you mean business.

6) Smokem around the corners with cones flyen in all directions.

5) Lots of wax to buff out all the cone rash.

4) Cool rims on your racing rubber, no reject, primered, junkers that make your car look like heck.

3) Lots of caffeine so your shaken real quick like.

2) Do your duty to keep up the Corvette reputation.

And #1 is

1) A full face helmet so no one can see who you are.

Troy Willoughby

94 Coupe, Competition Yellow B-Prepared Class